My venture into porn

It was a simple thing really. I keep getting annoying phone calls from MCI about updating my credit card information. While I usually hang up since I don’t have an account with MCI, when the call came through for the third time today I actually listened to it. But the number they provided went too fast for me to do anything with from the couch where I was resting.

So I went online to find the number. The MCI site sent me to Verizon. So I called Verizon. They gave me a number – 1-800-333-4444. I called. A recorded voice asked me if I was horny.

Real nice.

Writhing with embarrassment I call my husband for love and support. I then went back to my computer and through a different MCI site (another thing that just didn’t make sense) got the correct number which is actually 1-800-444-3333!

I called MCI and they said they would deactivate my account. OK, didn’t think I had one, but as long as the calls stopped they could do whatever made them happy!

I then called Verizon back to inform them of the mistake so no one would involuntarily be asked if they were horny again!

I called my husband back to let him know the outcome and told him the life of a SAHM was never dull!

Post Author: Angela Corry